November 2, 2007...12:14 pm

UFC 176: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Sharpton

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I’m sure that many of you have heard about Dog the Bounty Hunter (mulleted reality TV ass-clown) and the fact that he was recently taped using the word ‘nigger’ (no, not the N-word, we’re not two years old) about five times in a recent audio tape.

dog.jpg “My bad.”

I was reading about it on msnbc.com, which stated this:

Chapman used the slur six times in the first 45 seconds of the clip, which has damaged his reputation and jeopardized his career as a TV bounty hunter.

TV bounty hunter? That’s a career? That’s nobody’s career. What the fuck?

It reminds me of these shit parties I go to in Hollywood, with these lame failing talent-less actresses. They always have like three careers, because they know none of them are working “Hi, I’m a chiropractor, chimney sweeper, and stripper”

Al Sharpton has said that he may meet with Dog. Well that’s just fucking great.

sharpton-and-brown.jpg Shaprton and James Brown “frolicking.”

This is just a theory, just a shot in the dark: maybe Al Sharpton, one of the most prominent black leaders of our time, should not be meeting with someone named Dog the Bounty Hunter, for any reason whatsoever.

Also, maybe a show called Dog the Bounty Hunter, shouldn’t be a popular show on TV, given that it is a shit reality show watched only by ex-marines who jerk-off to Dog’s tats while cursing gays.

Maybe people shouldn’t be obsessing about the use of a word (nigger). Instead, they should be worried about legislation currently being enacted by the Bush Administration, which ACTIVELY works to dilute the civil rights owed to blacks (and everybody else) that black leaders such as MLK fought for.

Maybe.

Grow the fuck up. Fuck Dog the Bounty Hunter for many reasons. Fuck Sharpton for focusing his cause on the use of a single word. It would be like if I hated pirates, but I only got upset when someone said “there’s me gold!” It’s the looting and pillaging you should be concerned about.

captain_mad.gif “Arrrgh.”

What I’m saying is, what kind of a world do we live in, where the MLK of our time is concerned about a Hawaiian pretend bounty hunter. I’m not saying Dog should be defended, he’s not right, but I don’t care if he fucks his sister, I don’t care if he’s hanging pit-bulls with Vick, I just don’t give a fuck, and neither should Sharpton.

By Matt Ralston

15 Comments

  • LOL Sharpton is an idiot who’s interested only in his own aggrandizement.

  • agreed. you’re pumping sharpton’s tires a bit much, especially with this quote “the MLK of our time”. he would love it though, that someone thought of him with such high regard.

  • Yeah obviously Sharpton ain’t MLK, but you get what I’m saying here.

  • Fairbanks Critic

    I just hope one day we can find the time to have a proper funeral for the word ‘cracker’ and give it a nice burial like the word ‘nigger’ did. (In case you didnt know, the the N word now rests in peace somewhere in Detroit) If that day were to ever happen, I think a proper burial spot would be somewhere in New England and instead of a horse drawn carriage, Micheal Richards and Don Imus should have to carry the casket wearing Famous Stars and Stripes t-shirts.

  • sick of the hypocrites

    I can not believe all the assholes making such a big deal over a private conversation. Al Sharpton is a hypocrite, racist, asshole, idiot! anyone that follows him is just as worst, just more of an idiot!
    why cant sharpton be punished by using the word, cracker and so on? everyone that is making this such a big deal is giving the word nigger power!
    its a fucken word! nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger
    who the fuck cares! i sure dont! what a bunch of stupid fucken assholes on here!

  • so that guy or girl is definitely racist. i see what your saying.

  • i’ve watched his show a couple of times, he seemed like an alright dude. he had a successful program, was bringing in dollars, so a hater wanted to bring him down and did. moral of the story, watch out for haters.

  • I don’t know where to begin with responding to these. Is nobody reasonable? I know it’s the internet but there is room for moderation and NOT BEING EXTREME. anyway, let’s go eat some babies.

  • What are you talking about. You can’t leave a reply with “I don’t know where to begin with responding to these,” and then leave us hanging. EXTREME KAYAKING!!!

  • Yes, it is only one word… But, a word which represents a thought… A thought which represents a way of thinking, and most importantly, a way of thinking which has brought some, if not all, persons in this country an extreme amount of harm… If you are going to accept the money and notoriety you must also accept the scrutiny… Especially when you are using inflammatory vernacular…

  • Agreed, there’s really no reason to use the word.

  • I too agree. and i also wonder why everytime somebody lashes out, whether it be cosmo kramer, the dude dog, or mel gibson, their publicist always comes out with some shit about how their client isnt a racist. BULLSHIT. you can’t use the word nigger in a negative manner and then say that you aren’t racist. that’s like me drinking at least 2 alcoholic beverages everyday and then denying my alcoholism. its obvious. i love alcohol. and its obvious, these guys have a problem with “niggers.” and jews (mel). That being said, did you know that dog has 12 children?

  • i almost forgot. dog an alright dude? he’s an ex con with 12 kids, who uses the n word to describe his son’s girlfriend. he came upon a lucky treasure in finding some serial rapist dude in mexico, which launched his reality tv career. what is wrong with people? we are so bored that we want to watch a guy chase people who skip bail and fail to show up in court. i thought that was the police’s job. now i just dont know what i am talking about.

  • i didn’t say i was an avid fan or anything. i guess i’ll have to look him up on wikipedia and get to the bottom of this…
    okay, you guys are right, he’s a world class scumbag.

  • haha.


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